What movies have not aged well?
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-”She is very sexyful!”
The Living Daylights & Rambo III
-J W Pepper
Why do creationists ask for proof of evolution and then ignore the answers?
Goldfinger
-Two words. Mickey Rooney.
Octopussy
What questions are asked in a JP Morgan Hirevue interview?
Live and Let Die
The Man with the Golden Gun
-Note how the next couple of ones were ….well…as grounded in reality as you can be with Bond.
Which scene is considered the most difficult to watch in each of Quentin Tarantino's movies?
-Comedy gay hitmen Mr Wint and Mr Kidd
-Tracy’s father having uh…interesting ideas about what a happy marriage should be. Hell, he punches her out at one point.
-Bond getting slaphappy again, this time with Tiffany Case.
Why do the majority of feminists hate men (not all feminists)?
-”That should keep you in curry…” said to an Indian agent.
-”Ah so!”
-Bond disguised as a Japanese fisher looks exactly like - Sean Connery wearing a bad wig.
Why is the word "democracy" not in the preamble of the US Constitution?
From Russia With Love
-Bond slapping Tracy.
-Bond forcing himself on Pussy.
Some men love anal sex more than vaginal sex. Why?
A View to a Kill
-All the bad guys are black.
-”Why do Chinese girls taste different to all other girls?”
-The comedy French taxi driver, also over-acting. Someone doesn’t like the French…
-Bond’s idea of placating Goodnight after being forced to hide in the cupboard all night while he’s making out with Miss Anders is to tell her that her time will come soon…
Breakfast at Tiffany’s
-Choo Me? Hai Fat?
Moonraker
Diamonds Are Forever
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-”Quarrel. Fetch my shoes!”
-Bond tricks the virginal Miss Solitaire into having sex with him.
On Her Majesty’s Secret Service
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-Bond slaps Tania pretty hard, and gets rough with her when he tries to get her to confess what her orders were.
-In the second half of Daylights, Bond gets aid from Afghan guerrillas. Rambo III is set against the same backdrop of the Soviets’ campaign in Afghanistan, getting help from the brave, starry-eyed, bold, freedom-loving peasant patriots against the cruel rapey Russians, and it even ends with a dedication to the mudjaheddin.
You Only Live Twice
Why do I want to suck cock, after smoking methamphetamine?
-What was with the over-acting of the French guy Mayday kills in the Eiffel Tower? Been watching too much Allo Allo?
-Bond getting rough with Miss Anders, and slapping her. Christ!
Dr No